Pérolas

Alguns diálogos que me fizeram rir até a morte enquanto eu estava no Canadá:

Laura - so, I went out with Jisung yesterday night...
Hae In - just you and Jisung? Like... only you two?
Laura - yeah! What?
Hae In - Dangerous!


Teacher - Say to me two things that make you happy
Min Ji (the most unexpected girl to say that) - Handsome guys and money!


Conversando sobre a noite badalada de Toronto...:
Péttala - ah eu gosto de caminhar aqui no centro...
Laura - tu devia vir aqui tipo, midnight... midnight i mean 9PM


At a korean bar when the japanese guys arrived...:
Laura - Hey! Shingo-kun! How are you?
Péttala - Chingao-cu? Ooo cu fediidoo!
Laura - Ooo cu suuujo
Péttala (declamando em tom gauchesco) - O cu. Borrrrado de merrrda.


Asking a korean guy
Laura - Hey do you like tomanucu?
Korean Guy - yeah! I like tomanucu!
Tomanucu (or something like this) is a kind of korean food.


Japanese guy talking to me...
Shingo - Laura... I'm sorry... It's a bad momment because it happened something in Japan..... but you're fuckin cute! fuckin cute... OMG
Laura - Are you telling me you wanna fuck me?
Shingo - Yes! Of Course!


At Jisung's
Jisung - Now I understand why you wanna get plastic surgery


Going to Madison on Monday
Laura - ...and tomorrow we can go out again to some place like this and...
Jisung - Laura, I am NOT a drinking machine!
But he is!!

Conversation class talking about charity
Jisung - I always, always give money to children who have cancer...
Everybody - Oh Really?
Jisung - Yeah, everytime... When I buy cigarrettes or go to Tim Hortons, I always put my change in that box...


At the school
Rigo (screaming) - Punhetas!

At lunch talking about people
Hae In - 19? Really?
Laura - Yeah, I think he is 19... do you think he looks older?
Hae In - I thought he was 30!! 30!!


I was explaining to some korean guys how people kiss the cheeks in Brazil:
Willy - Sorry but I can't understand... Could you show me?


Explaining again about the same subject
Shin - I think you should use me as an exemple


David's class dividing us at partners
David - You two, two, two, two, sorry, two two...


Péttala - Siririca! Siririca!


Rigo - Arriba.

Drinking...
Kelvin - Fanaaastic (He meant fantastic!)


Laura - MinJi, say "Laura I'm gonna miss you so much!"
MinJi - No, I don't want.

Laura - Do you like buceta cabeluda?
Jisung - A little bit.
Péttala - I know why you answered you like buceta cabeluda a little bit hahaha

Rodrigo - Woowww! Olha aquele parque lá cara!
Guilherme - Legal né?
Rodrigo - A Montanha russa tem até looping!
Guilherme - Tá, e a montanha russa la da Paraíba não tem looping não? Hahaha, é só minhocão lá da Paraíba.
Rodrigo - Mas é muito radical tá?


Rigo - Call your friend. He lives alone, right?
Laura - He does, but... Are you serious?
Rigo - Sure! Call him now.
Laura - But I think his girlfriend is with him...
Rigo - I don't mind

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